Tuesday, August 31, 2010

How to Construct a Beer Badge

What is different today?
Why do you look so distinguished?
Oh, of course.  A beer badge.

Don't you just hate it when you spent a whole 5 minutes or so drinking a beer and then, when you are done, no one believes that you consumed anything?  Here's a dapper way to prove to friends and enemies alike that you are no puss.


Bottle of beer (light beer strongly discouraged)
Pearl snap shirt

Note: If you do not own a pearl snap shirt, you should.  A safety pin will do in a bind.


1. Drink beer (all of it)
2. Peel off label in a careful fashion 
3. Snap into snap of choice (printed side facing out)
4. Continue night with confidence

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