|What is different today? |
Why do you look so distinguished?
|Oh, of course. A beer badge.|
Don't you just hate it when you spent a whole 5 minutes or so drinking a beer and then, when you are done, no one believes that you consumed anything? Here's a dapper way to prove to friends and enemies alike that you are no puss.
Bottle of beer (light beer strongly discouraged)
Pearl snap shirt
Note: If you do not own a pearl snap shirt, you should. A safety pin will do in a bind.
1. Drink beer (all of it)
2. Peel off label in a careful fashion
3. Snap into snap of choice (printed side facing out)
4. Continue night with confidence